harryflack:

call me old fashion but i think your shorts should be longer than your vagina

(via melissaalexandria)

pilates-running-fitspo:

the-ofishial-mermaid:

0nenightstands:

airred:

all-american-oncest:

fagwizard:

hypnotiqradiance:

dejesusv:

everthorne:

is having a penis weird

like

it just hangs there

occasionally flopping 

girls make it sound so weird omg its not like we think about it all the time

do you all sit there and think about your boobs all the time?

bouncing

actually yes

yes

yeah

pretty much

of course

All the time

Basically

(via moveslikeshellett)

catstiel:

catstiel:

these girls from theatre just left their bags near me I think they want me to look after them I feel so much responsibility for these bags what if they never come back and i have to to raise these bags on my own don’t know if I can support these bags im only 16 why is this happening to me

they came back its ok

(via pulchritudinousmuch)

drinkmasturbatecry:

hippity-hoppity-brigade:

theshoutingendoflife:

piratefaafy:

elevensies-:

they said it couldn’t be done

venn piagram

THIS IS THE MOST IMPORTANT VISUAL PUN TO HAVE EVER BEEN POSTED ON THE INTERNET.

WHAT IS HAPPENING

PIETOSIS IS HAPPENING

(Source: blaaargh, via pulchritudinousmuch)

this girl is on fire

(Source: rosewolfs, via iheartbrittana)

buttchunks:

H[FLIRT WITH ME]ey

(via franklynthemotherofturtles)

mishasminions:

IF I HAD 10 PIECES OF CHOCOLATE
AND YOU ASKED FOR ONE
HOW MANY PIECES OF CHOCOLATE DO I HAVE LEFT?

9.
NOT BECAUSE I GAVE YOU ONE
BUT BECAUSE I JUST ATE ONE IN FRONT OF YOU

(via franklynthemotherofturtles)

(Source: rubyredwisp, via mirrimazduur)